Story 1 .
A wife asked her husband : What do you like most in me , my pretty face or
my sexy body ?
He looked at her from head to toe and replied : your
sense of humor .
Story 2 .
First year of marriage : the man speaks , the woman listens .
Second year : the woman speaks , the man listens .
Third year : they both speak and the neighbors listen .
Story 3 .
Teacher : " Can you tell the name of 3 great Kings who have brought happpines and peace into people lives ? "
Student : " Smo-king " , Drin-king and Fuc-king " .